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ROFL! Human Virus Scanner

This scares me... I think its written by someone I use to know LOL!!
Human Virus scanner

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.

British (80%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Southampton (70%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Politics (90%)
Stop caring!

Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

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