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ROFL! Human Virus Scanner

This scares me... I think its written by someone I use to know LOL!!
Human Virus scanner

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


British (80%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Southampton (70%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.


Politics (90%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
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