Human Virus scanner
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.