Pick a quote at random from a book near to you...
"..."My first humiliation of Arthur was successful. I rejoiced secretly" – 'I Morgain', Robin, H. Boston, 1995
Do you like having your picture taken?
No. I seem to be increasingly un photogenic. Occasionally someone suprises me with a decent shot.
Ever bought a CD for just one song?
Yes. Often – you win some and lose some.
Do you read your horoscope?
Yep. Not regularly. Divination interests me although I haven't got much faith in it
What colour is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
Dark with flashes of lots of other colours. Many of which are metallic..
Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
H'oh Yes. Paranoia queen.
When you dream do you see what's happening in a character's view or a camera type view?
Both – usually as a participant
Do you laugh at your own jokes?
Sometimes – cos nobody else would LOL!
What word instantly makes you smile/laugh?
Depends on the context.
When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
At the moment? Health. Then taste.
Can you limbo?
I used to be able to a bit cos I am bendy. However Limbo is incredibly difficult with a large cleavage and now I'd prolly collapse
You're a vampire; what's worse, never seeing a photo/reflection of yourself, never being able to eat or drink what's not blood, or never seeing sunlight again?
Sunlight or hairbrushing properly – prolly mirrors! I like the moon!
Do you say random stuff like "I like Snickers" when you are having a conversation about something totally different?
Only if brain has wandered.
Have you ever cracked into somebody else's email?
Do spelling errors bother you?
Name all Teletubbies right now:
No. Cos I have that bloody song in my head now!
Would you ever call someone a racist name?
Do you think Vlad is a cool name?
Did you know it is Dracula's first name?
What do you think is going to take over humans and rule the world?
Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Short of aiding and abetting lobster boiling and mercilessly ripping up vegetables – no.
Favourite of the seven dwarves?
Ever laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out of your nose?
Have you ever checked out your own arse?
In a how does it fit stylee only.
Do you eat to live or live to eat?
Live to eat.
Would you eat SPAM for £5?
I guess - hang on - how many points does it have in it?!
What's your favourite kind of muffin?
Blueberry or Lemon.
Is the only way you can dance in a dark room with a strobe light?
Have you ever written poetry?
What is the worst grade you have ever got on a test?
E. I managed to go from being predicted an A/B in my A level physics to stressing out so badly I got an E.
Do you like children under 10?
Have you ever babysat (outside your own family)?
Have you ever fallen off a chair?
The most romantic thing anyone has done for you was:
I seem to be the recipient of soppiness. But one that I'd freely admit was an ex with Flu worrying about me walking to his in the rain late at night from work, bundling up and grabbing an umbrella to meet me. Simple things. You had to be there. Oh and delvy is a soppy sod!