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Something a friend sent me, that I had to share!

"I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. "


ROFL!

Comments

May I join this cult?
You've made me laugh so hard the diet coke came out of my nose.
I now have bubbles where they should not be!
Lovely, just what the doctor ordered ;-)
[chortle]
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