No return and no deposit (eldelphia) wrote,
No return and no deposit
eldelphia


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I helped pauln hide a body (-173 points). In October frogclock and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I bought porn for maelgwyn (-10 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been nice (452 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
eldelphia

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